did it work? YAY it did!
a preview of my twitter page. Yes i "conformed" and got a twitter page, mainly to state my hatred for that old crotchity ass fuck roger ebert.

the aquarium restaurant is coined as underwater adventure. if it was an adventure then ninjas would jump out at me but they dont. its a lie.
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since superman is known as the man of steel, does it mean he has balls of steel too? or will it hurt him the same way as every other man
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the earth just got smarter by ending the show The Hills, but then lost that intelligence by creating that Llamas "reality" show
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who would win in a fight? zombie ninja with tourette's syndrome or a robot pirate with cerebral palsy?
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comcast can go up it's own sphincter. Those sons of bisquit eaters are trying to take over the internet.
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roger ebert's a twat. since I like transformers Im not evolved? coming from someone who sits on his ass insulting movies that has excitement. Your time has passed old man.